NO, We Can’t Buy Brother a New Head
This morning a poopie diaper greeted me compliments none other than my little love, baby boy. As I laid him on the carpet downstairs to change him, toddler girl came whisking by on her scooter. Her pointed toes gripped the rug, pushing herself at lightning speeds across the room and making her hair fly straight [...]
Read More // 6 CommentsHow to get Gum out of Hair
Yes. I was able to join the, “My child put gum in her hair” club.
Oh, you want to know why? Why would we give gum to a 3-year-old? I guess it’s just pure parental stupidity that overcomes us when we see our children’s dilating pupils electrify with bright, shiny glee when you pop a teeny [...]
How to get Permament Marker Off
My little girl loves to draw on anything, anytime. Thankfully these days, she knows to only draw on paper. But occasionally she does succumb to that enticing temptation to break the rules. So, you can imagine the excitement in her eyes when daddy gave her a shiny blue marker to draw him a picture. And [...]
Read More // 7 CommentsThe Strange Man in Your Driveway
To all the ladies reading this post:
Do you have a plan if a strange man approaches you when you’re alone outside? What about as you open the door to your home and a man suddenly appears in your driveway and asks if he can ask you a few questions?
Do you . . .
1.) Respond kindly [...]
The Quest for Lemonade
First, sorry my blogs have been slack this week. I’ve found that motherhood can sometimes go to the extremes: some days everything goes as silky smooth as a stick of buttah! Other days, it feels like the sky is falling and I just plain slipped off the planet. Thankfully, Motherhood teaches us to perfect our [...]
Read More // 7 CommentsThe Aspiring Career of a 3-Year-Old
Don’t you just love the things kids say? Last night as I tucked my 3-year-old into bed, I asked her that famous question: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
I had to explain the concept a bit. So I explained how everyone had jobs when they get older. Among the many choices [...]
Big Mother is Watching
In the world of babyland, how do you know if you need a simple audio baby monitor OR an actual video monitor that allows you to watch your baby on a screen even when you’re on the other side of the house? What is the determining factor(s) that would indicate if you should pay the [...]
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